The 16 Funny Motorcycle Quotes Of All Time

The following quotes are some great humorous quotes about motorcycling. Enjoy! The things you see on the road these days… The bike started up…Better rev the engine a dozen times to make sure Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly Motorcycling in not, of itself, inherently, dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of [...]

The following quotes are some great humorous quotes about motorcycling. Enjoy!

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The things you see on the road these days…

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The bike started up…Better rev the engine a dozen times to make sure

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Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly

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Motorcycling in not, of itself, inherently, dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity.

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I’m busy…..Go make your own sandwich

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My stress? Oh yeah, it’s back there.

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There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.

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Fuck this shit I run faster

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Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship…catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to track.

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone

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Bikes don’t leak oil. They mark their territory.

Harley Davidson Biker Quotes

Instead of trying to blend in and be like everyone else..I became a biker.

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Motorcycle…I love you so much